Ask Me About My Milk Art dad hat

An invitation you will regret at parties. Embroidered low-profile dad hat, adjustable strap, the line stitched small enough to make people lean in.

• Embroidered, unstructured 6-panel
• Adjustable brass buckle
• Rosetta not included, results vary

Pre-launch ordering: the shop register opens soon; until then order this by invoice via the contact page with the product name as the subject. You will receive a PayPal or bank invoice; merch items are made to order and ship when the production run completes (typically 3-4 weeks), and you will get tracking.

Goes well with: The Descending Pour and the shop preview. Related reading: Advanced Milk Texturing.

Frequently asked questions

What style of hat is this?
A low-profile, unstructured, embroidered 6-panel dad hat with an adjustable brass buckle strap.

Is the design printed or embroidered?
Embroidered, with the line stitched small enough that people have to lean in to read it.

How do I order before the shop register opens?
Order by invoice through the contact page with the product name as the subject line. You will receive a PayPal or bank invoice. Merch is made to order and ships when the production run completes, typically 3 to 4 weeks, and you get tracking.